that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
