Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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