24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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