Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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