I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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