She went from zero to smokin in five shots
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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