butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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