im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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