your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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