just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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