In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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