There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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