My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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