I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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