Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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