She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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