Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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