Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
