i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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