This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
