I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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