I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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