I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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