everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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