So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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