We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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