im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
