He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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