i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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