it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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