Taylor Swift is so right about you.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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