I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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