I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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