Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i love accidental penises.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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