I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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