arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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