and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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