So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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