She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We were destined to go to rehab together
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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