I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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