Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
