woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
NoShamevember. You game?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
