nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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