This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
