people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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