He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
