I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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