these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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