Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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