Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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