Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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