why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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