Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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