I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
In other news, I just burned my penis
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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