She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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